Dr. Bob's Skeptical Quiz

Quiz results - September 2005

WINNER this month is lucky guesser -

Rosie Love

Prize: A week, no, a month in Broome. Specifically, in Broome, Choybalsan Province, Outer Mongolia.

Q1 Which book is most often stolen from public libraries?

Dr Bob's Lame Excuse
Last time I asked "stolen from bookshops", this time it's "stolen from libraries" - You see how I am scraping the barrel for questions - and the answers are different:

* Stolen from bookshops - The Guinness Book of Records - one respondent suspects that it is being extensively stolen by employees just to get into itself.
* Stolen from libraries - The Bible - ironically this sort of gets it out of itself, at least as regards Exodus 20:15

• "Centrelink Handouts - How to Get Yours."
• "Does Norway export camels" was first asked in 1997, then 4 years later 2001... So logically you'd repeat it again this year, but it seems you chose the wrong question to repeat...
• "Everything you ever wanted to know about making librarians horny but were too afraid to ask"
• "How to escape from a public library in six easy steps"
• "How to evade library fines". I heard that in QLD you can repay your library fines in the form of can soups. Huh???
• *aside * most often vandalized book--Lesbian Relations. It had photos in full color. I finally got tired of replacing them with color copies and kept a set in the office to photocopy in B&W when they were "lifted."" (http://www.iidb.org/vbb/archive/index.php/t-63002.html)
• According to many, the Guinness Book of Records "holds" the record, but that's just a bad pun. There seem to be many contenders: 'How the Heather Looks' is "the book most often stolen by retiring children’s librarians." (http://www.canlit.ca/reviews/179/5658_Brown.html) 'The Hitchhiker’s Guide To Europe' by Ken Welsh and Katie Wood is "the book most often stolen from British public libraries." (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A4158164) "the book most often stolen from shops...The Joy of Sex" (http://www.librarystuff.net/archives/2002_09_15_index.html) "'There's a Fish in the Courthouse' (is) the book most often stolen from the Ventura County Library!" (http://www.car-repair-manual.com/Infiniti/International/International_32.html) "The term 'homosexual' was coined by a Hungarian called Karl Maria Kertbeny in 1868 and was popularised by Richard von Krafft-Ebbing, author of Psychopathia Sexualis, for many years the book most often stolen from public libraries." (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,6903,1539680,00.html)
• The Bible
• Breakthrough Advertising, according to Amazon.com
• Catcher in the Rye
• Cliff Notes
• Ginkoba, Dr. Bob...you asked this one year ago and the answer was The Bible. Maybe it's changed to some other equally misunderstood, misquoted and misrepresented attempt at controlling much of humanity for several hundred years, although I can't think of one more efficient at such a task. Please enlighten me.
• Guinness Book Of Records
• Harry Potter
• I know recycling is good for the environment but didn't we see this one in Sept 2004? It was probably the Guinness Book of Records then and possibly is still.
• I'm hoping the answer hasn't changed in the last 12 months since you last asked this question. The Guinness Book of Records.
• Is it the same as the one that was most often stolen when this question was asked last September? If so then it's that record book or the Bible depending on who one asks.
• Last time I answered this question, the book most often stolen was said to be The Guinness Book of Records. Now, according to an informal survey of members of the American Library Association, it will be something to do with witchcraft, the occult, dreams and that sort of thing. Not The Measure of Man or The Origin of the Species.
• Last time you asked it was the Guinness Book of Records - is it a record that you have repeated a question?
• Lord of the Rings
• Phone book
• Steal This Book by Abbie Hoffman (haven't we had this question before in the quiz)?
• Steal This Book, Hoffman...or perhaps Kama Sutra... maybe Kleptomania: The Compulsion to Steal - What Can Be Done?
• The Bible (also the most stolen book in the world)
• The Bible.
• The Bible. Too easy. You running out of questions Dr. Bob?
• The Dictionary
• The Guinness Book of Records
• The Guinness Book of Records, although it might be stolen by employees just to get into itself (and I have a feeling I gave this answer before, Bob :)
• The Holy Bible. what does THAT tell you about the 'moral goodness'?!?!?
• the smallest one
• The White Pages
• Whoa! Deja vu.

Q2 How much time elapses before British people who are late for an appointment feel the need to call ahead and apologise?

Answer: On average, 10 minutes 17 seconds

• 4 mins
• 5 mins
• 10 minutes
• 10 minutes 17 seconds.
• 13 minutes
• 15 minutes
• 15 minutes
• 15 minutes. Very polite the Poms, and very big on etiquette.
• 2 mintues [or 2 minties?]
• 20 mins
• 20 minutes
• 30 minutes
• 35 minutes. Tardy inconsiderate bastards
• 45 minutes
• 1 hour
• 1 hr or tea time which ever comes first.
• about as long as it takes the average Australian to chose which intonation to use on the word "mate" when greeting an acquaintance
• About two minutes - which coincidentally is also the length of time the average British male can hold off from being rather early for an appointment of a rather different kind.
• Ah easy. As I am a British person I can hardly get this one wrong. 10 minutes. Or do you mean the average time for ALL British people? What use would knowing that be?
• Apparently they don't mind if you are up to about 15 minutes late. http://www.executiveplanet.com/business-culture-in/141363052812.html So remember that next time you arrange to meet a Pom, tell them 15 minutes early than you expect to meet. If they're late, it won't matter and if they are on time, you will seem to be up to 15 minutes late, which is apparently acceptable.
• As Brits apologise for everything including existing so I suspect only about 10 minutes
• average of 38 weeks
• Being a British People, I'd have to say 5 minutes....IF, and that's a VERY big IF, we are even ever late at all.
• call ahead? they are already late
• days :)
• Don't know about British people, but no one apologises for running late anymore. They text you BEFORE the designated appointment time and tell you they're gonna be later than the designated time, thus technically they won't be "late" anymore no matter what time you finally meet them. Apology? Only in your dreams darling.
• five mins
• If they were calling ahead, how could they be late for an appointment.
• In my case, I'll phone ahead before the meeting if I think I'm going to be late. So, no time at all.
• Its a good question, because some of the British people I know should always call ahead and apologise ;-) And one couple are ALWAYS late, but NEVER ring so the curry goes all old and manky and I have to drink all the Guinness I stuck in the fridge for them ... But I guess they average 10 minutes.
• It's all well and good to ask for advice, Dr. Bob, but rather than drag all of us into it shouldn't you just apologize and be done with it.
• No time at all. The British people are so polite they call and apologize immediately. Australians, on the other hand, are so rude that they not only don't call to apologize, they call to cuss you out.
• None. They tend to apologise for everything. This includes actually being on time, nevermind being late.
• Not possible - if people are late for an appointment they cannot ring ahead and apologise. Ringing ahead implies they will be late but if they are already late they cannot call ahead.
• Oh dear...... way over 30 minutes.
• On the sesquicentennial anniversary of the appopintment - maybe
• One one hundreth of the time a Brazilian would take
• Poms? Apologise? Goodness gracious, Dr Bob, Poms believe they have nothing to apologise for! As you would well know...
• Seven days
• The British would never call to apologize - far too self-important, you see.
• They don't. I rang an English plumber to fix a broken water pipe and he still hasn't turned up.
• they never do - I know that because my boyfriend is British
• thirty minutes
• Time from when to when? Anyway without being difficult I am a lapsed Brit so I would ring 10 minutes before the time of my appointment to say that i was running (1 year) late. Hang on - if they are late (but not dead) they cannot call ahead and apologise - definitely TOO late
• wait... if they've called ahead, then they aren't late yet. right? so 20 minutes? or wait, British people are metric, so 20 decibels.

Q3 The response team at the 2002 Bali bombing atrocity called the local US embassy to report finding an American citizen with terrible burns and 60% of skin lost. What was the reply?

Answer (Sadly topical, as it happens) "Does he have a credit card, because if he can't pay for evacuation and treatment, we are not interested."

• "Damn Assies" ('u' intentionally left off to emphasise accent.... this would probably make more sense if you have seen that add for a car on mars)
• "Find the other 40%!" (Sorry, Bob, that's the funniest thing I can think of at the moment)
• "let's bomb those bastards!"
• "Tell him to take two aspirin, and call again in the morning".
• "Why can't you be positive and say the 40% of his skin is saved? (This is George Bush logic.)"
• (click, whirr) "Ya call is important to us, y'hear? So puhleese call back next Toosday week when we all are back from vacation. Or jest leave a message after the gunshot, iffen yer want. Bye now..."
• Acts were condemned. Flags were raised half-mast, taxes raised entirely.
• Call back on Monday
• Check him for scissors or tweezers, you can't send him back on our planes if he's carrying deadly wepons....oh, and fruit...and meat. Can you check him out for diseases too. Burns. We can't accept him if he's burnt.
• Could they please send the missing skin in for forwarding at a later time.
• Do they have their medical insurance card on them?
• dont bother
• everything is fine here
• Has he got insurance?
• Has he got private medical insurance?
• Has the citizen got private health cover? and what colour is the skin (apart from burned black). Sorry very cynical today
• Hi, all our operators are busy right now, but your call is important to us. Please hold the line and the first available operator will be pleased to take your call. Have a nice day!
• How do you know he is american if you can't see his skin?
• I have some experience with bureaucracy working in a college. I suppose the receptionist (quite appropriately) recommended that the American come to the embassy to fill out the appropriate forms so that the embassy could authorize services. Unless of course they called after 5 PM, in which case they would have to call back tomorrow when the regular staff was working.
• In view of the recent event around New Orleans, it might have been, 'What colour of skin?', but it was, 'We're closed.'
• is he a democrat or republican :)
• Is he ok?
• is that like bali, texas?
• is the person black or white [Well as he's burned, I guess whatever colour he was before - he's black now]
• Just pretend you didnt find any one and put him back....or....get his ass back home and we will get him the best plastic surgery possible....and dear god! help us all!
• NO answer as they were probably looking at the results of the other bomb that had gone off 100m away from the consulate.
• No idea, but I imagine they asked whether he had any identification or has passport, and when told he didn't, they refused assistance.
• not our responsibility
• oh good
• Please dial 911 and ask for an ambulance
• Please hold.
• poor them
• pray for them
• Really
• There has been no bombing.
• They asked if he had a credit card to pay for his evacuation. Australia took him in instead (http://belmontclub.blogspot.com/2004/09/form-follows-function-dick-morris.html)
• Too bad for him
• ugh thats disgusting. and depressing.
• We dont care.
• We have no US citizens in Bali [Well - there'll be one less at this rate]
• we're busy, leave a message
• Where is Bali?
• Wild guess, "can you put him/her on the phone"?
• Wow!
• You need to have at least 50% of you skin to still be an American.
• Your call is important to us...
• yuk

Q4 Henry Ford's first road car was built in a shed in Detroit. What was the first thing that went wrong on its first test run, and how was it fixed?

Answer: As cars had not yet been invented, sheds tended to have house doors so the car was too wide for the door. This was fixed with an axe - applied to the door - although applying it to the car comes to mind also.

• "The 500-pound, two-cylinder vehicle came to life in the alley behind Ford's house. Ford drove it down Bagley Avenue to Grand River Avenue, to Washington Boulevard, where the Quadricycle stopped. Bishop and Ford pushed the automobile to the Edison plant where they replaced a nut and spring that had come loose."
• a leak that was fixed with tape
• A wheel fell off and was put back on ;)
• Actually, two things went wrong - the cruise control stuck on 98mph and the wretched air conditioner seized up. Both faults were fixed or, more correctly, became irrelevant, when the speeding vehicle struck a large tree and was comprehensively demolished. So bad was the disaster that Ford refused to offer cruise control or aircon in its cars for another half-century. (On the Edsel, but that's another story.)
• Blew a gasket so he added a radiator to remove excess heat.
• blew engine - fitted exhaust
• Brake failure. Gaffer tape.
• Brakes failed. Installing a boat anchor.
• Broken fan belt, ladies pantyhose
• Could not get it out of the shed (door too small)- widened door or demolished shed, really no idea not using any help this month
• Couldn't get it out the door. Door was removed.
• Didn't start, he kicked it
• dunno, did it break? maybe he fixed it with - chewing gum ?
• Embarrassingly the completed car, the Quadricycle, was too big to get out through the door of the shed and Ford had to demolish part of the wall with an axe. Is this a recurring theme of your's with the Batmobile question a while ago, Dr Bob?
• Fan belt and replaced with a stocking
• Fan belt, pantyhose
• First gear was 'wired' up wrong, and starting the engine caused the wind-screen wipers to go off, and the whole car jutted backwards, nearly killing Mr Fords pet trout, "Glubby". That's it... they designed it, built it, then on the test run...they put it IN A LAKE!!!! The mistake was corrected by taking it out of the lake and onto a road.
• first thing that went wrong was...he invented a ford! it was fixed with pornografic material....lol
• flat tire, chewing gum (I'm guessing on all these)
• Flat Tyre - pumped it up
• GPS failed and SATNAV was unusable. He consulted whereami.com on his IPAQ
• He forgot to build the car smaller than the door to the shed. This was remedied by knocking a brick wall down at 2 in the morning.
• He ran out of petrol. Filled the tank!
• He was genius enough to build it in his shed but not genius enough to have a way to get it out of the building. To remedy this, he battered down a wall with an axe and pushed it out.
• he was nearly stampeded off the road by a slow moving cow. fixed by giving the cow a little pat on the head and calling it "flossie" in an endearing tone.
• I suppose you actually mean before it's first test run doctor Bob? [No - I did mean ON the test run. This occurred in essentially two parts - (a) a short run within the shed and (b) a much longer run outside the shed] That it wouldn't fit through the door of the shed. So they pulled the wall down. On the actual run it broke some part so they towed it home and made a new one. Part that is. But you really meant the door right? [Right]
• I wouldn't have a clue
• It did not have a cooling system. So HF bought a cooling system for the vehicle. It contained a spoiler, racing stripes and an antenna ball. Then that car was really cool.
• It hit the shed door as no-one had opened it. A remote control for the door had to be invented before this problem was fixed.
• It ran out of petrol? the back seat wasn't bouncy enough? he got a parking ticket?
• It stalled as he tried to drive out of the shed. Henry blushed and ducked his head, then restarted the car and fixed the problem by releasing the clutch s.l.o.w.l.y this time.
• It was too big to get out of the shed doors so had to be partially dismantled - oh and it didn't have a MOT either
• It was too wide to clear the door out of the shed where he built it, so he had to knock the bricks out of the way to exit the shed for the test run.
• It wouldn't fit out of the door and half the side had to be removed to get it out the door.
• Loose engine cover -removed completely
• In 1896, the first road test of the first Ford car was delayed an hour because the car was wider than the door of the shed in which Henry Ford built it. Henry then invented the first garage by taking to the door with an axe.
• No brakes.... drove slowly?
• No gas. Built an oil refinery.
• Problem with Ford's 'vision'? In a classic moment of engineering, the vehicle was wider than the shed door. Ford and his assistant Bishop used axes to chop the doorframe and remove bricks in the walls before the car could exit. Also as an early harbinger of his actions, Ford did not bother to inform the other owner of the shed.
• Ran out of fuel, and was fixed by pushing it back to the shed.
• ran out of fuel. He promptly mugged a passing sheik, siphoned the fuel from his pockets and proceeded to refuel the tank.
• shed door not wide enough - "fixed" with axes? Also, a nut/spring came loose
• steering wheel, ??? [Correct. It didn’t have one. There was a sort of tiller like on a boat]
• Steering wheel? - fixed with a split pin?
• The car was wider than the shed door - which of course makes sense, since as cars were so rare back then most sheds would have been sheds and not garages. He fixed it by taking to the shed door with an axe. We have to do the same to get my father out of the house after each Christmas Dinner (to the door that is, not to my father...)
• The horse and buggy lobby declared it to be a threat to their jobs and nearly derailed the introduction of Ford's automobile.
• The seat was too far back and Henry used a cushion to reach the pedals more easily.
• The battery wasn't charged, so he had to build his second road car then and there to give it a jump start.
• The aerial was bent by a low branch, and was fixed with a wire coathanger.

Q5 Complete this quote by Jim Morrison "Well that's New York for you - the only people that rush the stage are ....."

Guys. Everyone will get this right. What? No he didn't say "Guys. Everyone will get this right", he said "the only people that rush the stage are guys"! OK?

• . . . undercover policemen."
• "... going to be used by me for drugs or sex."
• "...LCBCBC 60+ members. Bloody mental that lot."
• "...the ones trying to unhinge the Doors."
• "GUYS" Bob, found it in a google search - you let this one slip through the net, pun intended.
• "Well that's New York for you - the only people that rush the stage are guys..."
• ... trying to sell me drugs.
• ...guys!"
• ...guys"
• '...guys.'
• are...."black people running from the police....amazinly while carring a 167inch flat screen how is this possible...that my friend is a answer i could not possible know...
• critics
• Drunks and Addicts
• dumb
• Giant Flys! Geddem orf! Geddem orf!
• guys (and possibly dolls)
• guys!"
• guys, not that Jim Morrison probably cared about this.
• guys.
• Guys. But that's not funny. Unlike my best of 1980 answers from a few months back. :-)
• Guys. Better return than I ever got. Hundreds of performances with various bands and I couldn't even get a drunk making a pest of himself. Although I did once get a girl wanting my autograph when I was packing up and said she had a pen back at her place. Knowing my friends were trying to stooge me, I declined her offer. Later I went up to them and said I knew they sent the girl. They said, "what girl?"
• Guys. Funny, I didn't know that old pairs of PJs stuffed with leaves could rush anything - hold on, of course, they were stuffed with rushes! I also didn't know that they like the Doors. Wait, Come on baby light my fire - oohhh you're a tricky one, Dr Bob.
• idiots
• lesbians
• lunatics
• men
• muggers
• nerds
• New Yorkers
• Police
• psychiatrists
• Queer
• Reporters (or Police Officers)
• the indians
• the musicians
• The stage hands - wrong thought you wrote Brush
• trying to steal the drum kit

Q6 <picture> What club meets at the little cottage in the centre of the picture?
Answer: Auckland Bowling Club

• The Society of Lucky Atheists. You can see God has had several near misses in striking them down.
• "Club Castrati" (for recovering sufferers of Male Mega-Mumps Syndrome). As the pic indicates, the club has only two members hence they can comfortably meet in the small cottage shown.
• "The Little Cottage Big Concrete Ball Club for the Over 60's" (LCBCBC 60+). Members only - by order of the management: Edith.
• "The Most Piss-weak Mountain Climbing Club In The World", conveniently located adjacent to their latest conquests which, incidentally, were a club record for both height and difficulty.
• a chess club or a club for stone-fanatics or something
• A meteorite collectors club for those with "sizism" issues.
• alcoholics anonymous
• Australian Skeptics
• Billiards or lawn bowls, or it could even be something that doesn't require any balls, like writing trivia quizzes.
• Bowling Club
• Centre of the picture? Don't you know the the correct spelling is as we Americans spell it, center? The club that meets there is the Royal Australian Society To Protect Erroneous Australian Spellings.
• croquet
• Dr Bob and his poker buddies, knowing how obscure the guy likes to make his quiz.
• Giant Stone Marble Association
• Irish Weeble Wobbles
• Judging from my search on "Costa Rica" clubs. It must be a club for randy adults.
• K. K. K.
• manchester united
• Martians
• Not the flat earth society, possibly the Christmas pudding club. Looks like England but it is a large small country even if it has regained the Ashes
• Skeptics
• Smurfs
• somerset cricket
• stonehenge society
• Testicular cancer support group?
• The AC/DC fan club. "But we've got the biggest balls of them all!"
• The Amazing Randi's Round Rock Mental Orb Shifting Club, of course.
• The B.I.G.B.A.L.L.S Club, a Russian acronym, better known through the English version of the name as "The Graduates of the Russian School of Photography for the Vertically Unrestricted Marbles Club". A photograph by a club member was featured in a quiz question from December last year.
• The Big Rock Rollers Club maybe? No? Would you believe, some skeptics and that God keeps throwing rocks at them because they don't believe in him? How about the Red Roofers Club? Sorry about that Chief. R.I.P Don Adams
• The big round rock club
• The big tree that drops stones club.
• the brisbane ladies auxillary choir and bat dropping society
• The Flat earth Club LoL
• The GGEG Club (Gigantic Golfers of East Gippsland)
• The Haemorhoid Sufferer's Club.
• The Icelandic Giants Bocce Federation. They meet at the cottage because they can't fit in it.
• The Melbourne boulder tennis club (those are lost balls in the front of the photo)
• The No Homers Club.
• the north wembley dwarf druids society
• The Palmar Sur Giant Snooker Club, Costa Rica.
• 'The Society for the Preservation of the Yap Currency Doughnut Holes '
• The world is flat committee
• Weight watchers. You can see several members in the foreground walking toward the cottage.
• The Potato Bioengineering Club. Anyway - this picture question rocks, Dr. Bob!
• Why are there Moeraki boulders in this? It must be the Auckland Bowling Club.
• You bastard! now everyone will know our secret.

Comments:

• A month is too long to wait for answers. You should do a daily quiz!
• All my answers unaided and silly this month PLEASE give me a prize of 1 week (or even 1 day) AWAY from Broome and the tourists so that my brain may return home.
• Are we supposed to be able to find these answers on the web, or is it just supposed to be general knowledge?
• ay BOB
• Can you think of a good reason why white wine must be served chilled?
• Dear Dr Bob, you need more pop culture questions. How about some Jen and Angelina stuff, hmmmm???
• Gilligan is gone - the Minnow will never return.
• Have you got any good method of convincing someone who is into cultural relativism that "the scientific method" is not just a tool of the patriarchy? Other than jumping up and down and screaming, which doesn't seem to be working at the moment. [Yes. Every time you see an advert, or reader what a politician has said, do you believe it? How do you prevent being shot - by anti-bullet witchcraft, or with a Kevlar jacket? Cultural relativism, eh? Does the someone wear clothes? Aboriginals in the native state don't, and that has been appropriate for the Australian environment for some time (40,000 years). Science used to be a patriarchy and unfortunately it probably still is, but that is no longer the intention and any reasonable person would not support condescending attitudes. In fact it is scientific logic that drives THAT notion - there is no evidence that women, foreigners, Jews etc etc are less brainy. I once tried to write a column called "The Anti-Skeptics' Diary" in which the writer exercised no critical thinking. I just couldn't do it. The protagonist would never get out of bed, well, he/she probably would because bed is where most people die.]
• Hope this email makes it to you, Dr Bob.
• I am interested in the answers though
• I don't even know where to begin to look for the answer to numbers 2 and 3 so i haven't tried. I am always crap at finding the answers to the picture questions and in fact I am starting to query why I do this quiz as it has become glaringly obvious that i have the worst internet search skills known to mankind, and fail repeatedly at finding anything that slightly resembles the correct answers. So, how are you doing Dr. Bob?
• I don't know if anyone else won a real prize in this quiz. But I couldn't go to the lecture. I had to go to a game show audition with the wife. Such is life. By the way Doctor Bob, last September I sent you some answers that you didn't publish because you were going to use them in questions that I would of course get right. Well? I'm waiting.
• I hope I'm not too late to sneak in these pathetic answers oh Masterful Dr Bob <grovel><grovel>
• I hope my entry gets read this month.
• I know I'm smart, Dr. Bob... alec, that is. Be well. ;)
• I thought we had agreed on no more nude women photos - I would have assumed this included images of partially buried giant female statues?
• I wonder if you remember me, a fellow Philip Glass/Hawkwind fan. I missed out on Glass tickets but there was a poster there for Rick Wakeman. I went twice. Rick Wakeman signed my Minimoog.
• If I get even one correct then I'd be delighted!
• Just found this site... I doubt my answers, but what the heck - it's all in good fun.
• love the site. i'm a new visitor but an old campaigner. thanks and i'll be back soon.
• Lovely little test. I will be checking this site back from time to time. Be Seeing You.
• Managed to scrape a little enjoyment out of the quiz this month!! thanks Dr Bob!
• need to have a little more details on questions
• News says that prehistoric oil deposits in Australia help confirm evolution. News also says that "intelligent design" may be taught in Australia's schools. What gives?
• Nice one Dr. Bob!
• obscure, very obscure
• thanks :)
• Thanks to my physics class' unification in August's quiz, I got 80% in my latest physics test - which is a great improvement of my previous best score of 72%! Thankyou Dr Bob!
• These are difficult, Dr Bob. And it's spring. How much more depressing life can get???
• this is rather enjoyable...
• This is the first time answering a quiz. Be nice to me. :)
• Thought I'd better bother at least with some token answers for the rest of the quiz. Guess the Kiwis will have recognised the Moeraki Boulders outside Auckland Bowling Club now, too :)
• well if you have a sence of humor and you think some of these answers are funny or humorous then reply me back!...lol
• what does these questions have to do with inteligence? [Not much. And not much to do with spelling either]
• When the great teacher from the planet Tyfla reveals himself on October 19 then you skeptics will feel a right lot of twerps won't you. [On the contrary. I earnestly believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster will wallop the great Tyflan teacher with His Noodly Appendage].